The Best Laid Schemes o'Mugs an' Muppets

The week, as far as I can foresee it, looks something like:

Monday:
Don't think about coffee.
Spend three hours pretending to be a pirate.

Tuesday:
Don't think about coffee.
Storage unit.
Spend three hours pretending to be a pirate.

Wednesday:
Think about coffee, cry, then go to new job orientation for 8 hours.
Spend three hours pretending to be a pirate.
Get caught in what is predicted to be torrential rain at the bus stop.

Thursday:
No coffee, move into new apartment, hope internet works, wonder why my credit card still hasn't arrived, 3-hour pirate, sleep in my new bed.

Friday:
Coffee = don't think...pirate = three hours....call Rob and wish him Happy Birthday, get angry at boxes for hiding all my belongings, kick something. Probably a box.

Saturday:
Pirate for five hours and demonstrate stage combat to teenagers, no coffee, organise room.

Sunday:
Replace need for coffee with Lutheran church, see Jane Eyre with Danielle, go home, no pirates.
Lie down.

-Kate